THE UNDERWEAR WITH A TRAP DOOR FOR YOUR BACK DOOR!
CLAIM YOUR TERRITORY! CLAIM YOUR BEER! CLAIM YOUR BEERITORY!
STOP FINGERING YOUR PHONE AND START LICKING IT!
HOT WATER DEPLETED? DON’T GET HEATED! TAKE THAT COLD WATER AND HEAT IT!
YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD, BUT YOU CAN POLISH WHERE THEY COME FROM!
DIRT—WHY SWEEP IT WHEN YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DOG EAT IT?!
SELFIE STICKS ARE FOR CHICKS! ROBODELFIE IS FOR DICKS!
PRE-CHEWED FOOD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
THE SAFEST WAY TO SOAK YOUR COLON IN LIQUOR!
WHY CHASE ORGASMS WHEN YOU CAN MAKE THEM COME TO YOU?!
QUIT SHITTING UP YOUR BACK!
BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE HUGGING THE TOILET, YOU NEED A HUG BACK!
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