I hail from the dead-and-beaten horse of socioeconomic jokes—Cleveland, OH. My sixth city roots and short-strawed-nature are my only excuses to explain my disdain for anything unfunny. Somehow I was able to lie to myself (and my parents) for five years well-spent earning an engineering degree. I do love me some engineering, but a this point in my life, I've chosen to engineer wit using words and build soft skills through crowd-pleasing mediums.

A section in Mindy Kaling’s “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)” details her discontent with being home on weekends during her time writing for “The Office.” My current goal is to break into a writer’s room (legally, and by way of hire) so I too can obsess over the better part of each week. I have work to show, from spec scripts of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" to an original screenplay (currently, a short that's being built into a feature-length) titled "Severance."

Smothered atop my borderline-unhealthy obsession of writing funnies, I enjoy creation in any variety—2D & 3D artistry, web design, engineering and improvisational theater. I have also been cast in a few shorts and web series ("No Deal" and "Wingmen"), and have a daily headline show called "2-Liners Tonight" that airs on various social media platforms each Monday through Thursday.

If you want to work with me or take me on a date—your treat—please visit my Contact page so we can set up a meeting (date).